Top 5 Hospital Items You Know You Want At Home

1. The Swinging Bedside Mini TV: The cousin of the more commonly found ceiling-mounted TV. This contraption would make getting out of bed on the weekends very difficult, if not impossible.

2. Portable Playstation on-Wheels: A concoction found exclusively on the pediatrics floor. Ideal for extended visits to the bathroom.

3. IV Team: After a night of heavy drinking, an overnight infusion of Ringers @150 would leave you waking up feeling like you could win the New York Marathon (Caveat: May require foley).

4. Nurse Call Button: How great would it be to have a bedside call button for your significant other? Honey, I need a beer! Baby, I need…

5. Bedpan: Sometimes you just don’t feel like getting out of bed.