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		<title>Top 7 Things You Should Know About Swine Flu:</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 18:50:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As of now, there are about 1400 cases reported from Mexico with about 100 deaths so far.  Swine flu has now been reported from Canada, Mexico, United States, New Zealand and several European countries.  In the US, there are about 40 reported cases from 5 states – New York, Ohio, California, Texas and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stroke of Bad Luck in the Senate</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2009 18:27:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As if any of you residents or med students need this, StopPagingMe.com would like to remind you that your health is precious and this case of a bright, active, generally healthy Senator form South Dakota, helps to remind us of that.
Senator Tim Johnson (D) of South Dakota was conducting a conference call yesterday with reporters [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Appendiceal Surprise of Big Pack of Lies?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2009 18:22:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our favorite VIP patient and frequent topic of this column, La Lohan, has been admitted again. 
It’s really a shame that it happened during such a tender time for the 20-year-old party girl-turned-AA-member. She was just getting used to normal blood alcohol levels and then wham! – an acute abdomen.
The details of how and when [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Anna Nicole Smith</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2009 04:50:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wow. We did not see this one coming. 
There is barely a differential diagnosis to discuss in such a sad case. It is a safe bet that drugs were involved as they are in almost every youthful Hollywood death, and when we say drugs, we mean opioids (heroin and the like), benzodiazepines, or less likely, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Proof is Next to the Pudding</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2009 04:49:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Can we stop speculating about why and how Anna Nicole died yet? TMZ.com posted images today of the contents of the tragic centerfold's refrigerator at the time of her death:]]></description>
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		<title>Notre Dame Head Coach Sues for Botched Bypass</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2009 04:48:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Charlie Weis, head coach of the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and former Super Bowl winning offensive coordinator, testified yesterday in his lawsuit against two surgeons from prestigious Massachusetts General, who he claims were negligent following his gastric bypass surgery.
According to ESPN.com, the now svelte Weis said he spent more than a month in various hospitals, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This is Getting TB Ridiculous</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2009 04:47:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One day after his 3rd sputum culture came back negative, the grandstanding has hit a fever pitch. Regardless of the microbiology or the actual facts of the case, politicians had there time in the TB spotlight today as the House of Representatives launched missives against the federal authorities in charge of stopping the Mycobacterial terrorist.]]></description>
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		<title>Owen Wilson Attempts Suicide</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2009 04:45:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Owen Wilson, the quirky star of college humor movies like Wedding Crashers and You, Me, and Dupree as well as cult faves like Bottle Roclet, is recovering at Cedars Sinai Medical Center today, one day after being rushed to St. John&#8217;s hospital in Santa Monica, Calif. on Sunday, August 26, by ambulance following a 911 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Donda West: Our Best Guess On What Happened</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2009 04:44:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cases like that of Donda West are exactly why we started this column. When an unusual medical case enters the purview of the public forum , details are often murky at best and we are here to sort through the vague press releases and nonspecific symptomology to provide you with as accurate a medical assessment [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Celebrity Illness: Clooney Cracks Rib</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2009 04:43:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[George Clooney took a break from his Lake Como digs to enjoy the beautiful scenery of Weehawken, NJ? Unfortunately, the scenic motor bike ride was marred by a slight amsh-up in which the actor fractured a rib and his girlfriend broke her foot when the two were knocked off his motorcycle the actor&#8217;s spokesman said. [...]]]></description>
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